ok oh my fucking god so today my counsellor and i were sitting in the school office and two teachers were talking about one of their relatives dick who died and he owned a farm and he literally fucking said “so now i’m gonna be runnin the dick farm” and i turned to my 60 year old counsellor and whispered “the dick farm" and she fell off her fuckign chair laughing
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it
Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.
That’s painfully accurate.